We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
two words...techno handjob
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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