You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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