seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The best revenge is premature balding
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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