you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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