in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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