It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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