she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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