all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
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