and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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