don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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