Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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