Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
high people should be assigned attendants
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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