I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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