is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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