I never want to see another naked old woman again.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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