their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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