So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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