White coat. Heels.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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