Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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