Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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