I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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