idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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