Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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