i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
How does one acquire holy water?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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