Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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