I'm pants shitting drunk right now
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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