no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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