no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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