high people should be assigned attendants
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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