I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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