do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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