we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Randomize
