I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
