Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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