think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
