So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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