Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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