Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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