Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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