He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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