And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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