i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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