Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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