So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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