Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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