Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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