Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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