where does the pee come out of this thing
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
why does every cop we meet know your name?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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