new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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