Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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